The Bottle Cap Massacre
I have to admit that Dan's last opening was quite impressive. It came very timely because I had just started thinking that my partner was losing interests in this endeavour.
I wanted to come back with an equally good one, and yeah, it took a few days but it was totally worth it. And who gave me the idea? None other than Jamie Mcrae!!! That's right, an eye for an eye, and a Jamie for a Jamie, hehe.
This new method is not quite as "magical" as Dan's latest one, but for sure more grandeur and fun than any of the previous ones. Check it out.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Day 15 - DANIEL
Just when you thought he was out. He's back. In a big way.
OLD FAITHFUL
In order to honor my competitor I decided not to post until I had one worthy of The Sculptor.
Then last night I had a dream. Shortly after that I woke up and had breakfast. Then I called Jamie Comeau and told him I desperately needed an new open.
Really, and not very modestly, I must point out that this is an incredible open. Why you wonder?
Just do it. You will understand.
I present to you, "Old Faithful."
OLD FAITHFUL
In order to honor my competitor I decided not to post until I had one worthy of The Sculptor.
Then last night I had a dream. Shortly after that I woke up and had breakfast. Then I called Jamie Comeau and told him I desperately needed an new open.
Really, and not very modestly, I must point out that this is an incredible open. Why you wonder?
Just do it. You will understand.
I present to you, "Old Faithful."
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
DAY 14 - thebullet
The Sculptor
See it for yourself.
The bottle cap hit the ceiling when popped open, because of the gas which built up in the bottle in the process.
It's pretty satisfying when things work out as you have theorized.
See it for yourself.
The bottle cap hit the ceiling when popped open, because of the gas which built up in the bottle in the process.
It's pretty satisfying when things work out as you have theorized.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
DAY 13 - DANIEL
The Psycho
Sometimes, once in a while, don't you just look at your beer an want to kill it? Don't worry, it happens to us all.
So when the mood strikes, grab a knife (doesn't have to be that sharp - a butter knife is fine), and a bottle and go to town.
This is best done in the shower, but can be done anywhere.
Sometimes, once in a while, don't you just look at your beer an want to kill it? Don't worry, it happens to us all.
So when the mood strikes, grab a knife (doesn't have to be that sharp - a butter knife is fine), and a bottle and go to town.
This is best done in the shower, but can be done anywhere.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
DAY 12 - thebullet
The Hang Man
You will need a strong horizontal support and a strong wire (I am using TV cable here) in order to open a beer using this method. Place the bottle cap in the noose at the end of the wire, tighten, and snap the bottle down to open. It is as fun as it is easy.
I recommend you to listen to "Gallow's pole" by Led Zeppelin as you snap open a cold one using this method.
You will need a strong horizontal support and a strong wire (I am using TV cable here) in order to open a beer using this method. Place the bottle cap in the noose at the end of the wire, tighten, and snap the bottle down to open. It is as fun as it is easy.
I recommend you to listen to "Gallow's pole" by Led Zeppelin as you snap open a cold one using this method.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Day 11 - Daniel
The Bottle Cap
Jesus. Took me a while to think of something original tonight. But I like this one. It is a good counterpart for the "69" (as demonstrated by the bullet), since the 69 always leaves one lonely beer.
So you take one of those caps, fold it in half, and take that beer to the dance...
Jesus. Took me a while to think of something original tonight. But I like this one. It is a good counterpart for the "69" (as demonstrated by the bullet), since the 69 always leaves one lonely beer.
So you take one of those caps, fold it in half, and take that beer to the dance...
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
DAY 10 - thebullet
THE TOOTH BREAKER
This classic move does not need much explanation. Hitting the bottom of the bottle before opening will break the vacuum seal, thus ensuring the safety of your teeth. Overdone however, as seen in the demo clip, you will have a very very wet crotch.
This classic move does not need much explanation. Hitting the bottom of the bottle before opening will break the vacuum seal, thus ensuring the safety of your teeth. Overdone however, as seen in the demo clip, you will have a very very wet crotch.
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